sarcastic bitch introduction

This is my first blog post on ~melancholicteen~. I am Laura: a teenager who is melancholic. I used to have a hosted blog named "vampire vomit", but this guy I was in a "relationship" with for two weeks read that and that made everything super awkward. Oh plus I confessed about being in love with this guy and he read that and he never talked to me again. I don't really mind thought. He just made me feel caged whenever I tried to post anything. Like he was always watching me. I don't feel the need to be friends with him, but I hope he's alright in life thought. I can be such a bitch sometime.

I would make a fashion blog if I wheren't so fat. But then again, the internet has enough of those. We can't all be Tavi Gevenson. Btw, we have the same birthday (me and tavs). Actually, you can be Tavi Gevenson if you want to. But I don't. I want to be myself. Because I'm just so fucking cool.

I would post poetry, but I want to print and publish/sell a zine first so I can mark my territory. I mean, my poems are so great, everyone will want to steal them. I'm kind of a sarcastic bitch if you hadn't noticed. I also specialize in being jealous. And self loathing. CHyea, this is going to be such a fun blog.



I dance to this at 4 amz

september 2011

drew this for chris' bday